The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably, There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris is the reason to why you can't find Carmen SanDiego. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink, A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live, Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist Kevlar was actually invented by weaving Chuck Norris nose hairs together, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING, There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris once hung a door... It died, What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe Chuck Norris is not in this world to live up to your expectations. You are only to watch his movies and weep with fear. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer, Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris The scariest pirate flag is not one with a skull and crossed swords, it is one with Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a pirate in the face. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face. Chuck Norris doesn't need gravity... Gravity needs Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.", The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.